Monday, November 29, 2004 2:52 PM
Don't remember Captain N? You're in for a real treat. This is a cartoon which is a geniune piece of American Archeology. A zany saturday morning cartoon show which chronicles the adventures of an ordinary high-school student named Kevin who gets sucked into the world of his NES and joins up with Nintendo game celebrities like MegaMan, Simon Belmont and fights such beloved baddies as Motherbrain and The Eggplant wizard. Did Nintendo have it's finger on the pulse of the the 13-17 year-old American Nintendo fan, or what?
Kevin becomes "Captain N" when we dons his magical Nintendo brand zapper and Nintendo brand controller belt. It gives him super speed when he taps the D-pad. It lets him freeze time by pressing pause.
...And if you do Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Start - all the bullys in P.E. stop making fun of you, your AD&D character levels up, and you lose your virginity to your older sister's friend.